Jaded

thegurlwhoisntthere:

Iroh: alright Zuko, I’m going to teach you how to redirect lightning

Like two hours later:

Zuko: okay I’m ready to try it for real

Iroh: wtf?! No! Are you crazy?!

Zuko: why not?

Iroh: because I’m not going to shoot lightning at you! That’s way too dangerous, this was only a just one case meathod, I’m hoping you never have to use it

Zuko, literally all throughout book 3: *uses lightning redirection as his main move*

trans-giles:

trans-giles:

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

(via teenagerposts)

bemusedlybespectacled:

bluegushers:

vampireapologist:

tiinykaiju:

I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

someone, being normal: it’s time

my goblin brain:

anytime i lose my hairbrush…..yall already know whats going down

me: walking anywhere

in the depths of my hell mind, in a French accent: KEEP WALKING! butyouwon’tknockdownourwall keep walking! BUT IT ISN’T GONNA FALL!

(via teenagerposts)